Monthly Archives: September 2010

Listen up waitresses

Have you ever been to a strip club and heard the dancers talking to each other about their kids? I have. That’s exactly what I want to hear about as I’m paying you to get naked: things that came out of your vagina. What’s my point? When it comes to people who work for tips, […]

I have seen my future…

…and good lord it is not pretty. I met up with some friends last night to watch the Michigan State-Notre Dame game at a bar named Gator Jakes. We had a good time, the game was piping through the speakers, all was well. Until halftime. At that point they decided to kill the game audio […]