Monthly Archives: February 2011

The Date from Hell

Look, I like naked women. I’m a man, I’m supposed to like them. We’re born like that. We like naked women as soon as we’re pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we’re already enjoying the view. Look it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche: we like naked women, stockings, […]


A few years back, a girl I was dating decided she wanted to take a trip. Or, rather, she decided she was jealous because I got to take all these cool business trips (that she told me as we were instant messaging each other while I was sitting in a hotel room in California should’ve […]