I hate hypocrites. I hate arrogance. I hate phonies. Based on those three facts alone, it should come as no surprise that I’m not a huge Ray Lewis fan.  And that, my friends, may be the biggest understatement you’ll ever hear. A close friend of mine is a huge Ray Lewis fan.  Huge.  Wears a […]

There are very few things that strike me as something that I feel I should write about politically, because I’m not smart enough to properly elaborate on my thoughts much beyond, “I’m ok with abortion,” and “I don’t get why people aren’t for stem cell research.”  But other times it strikes me as simple but […]

Today at lunch, a bar/restaurant we frequent was having what could best be termed a bad day, and as a result we waited quite some time for our food, which the waitress was nice enough to cover for us.  This didn’t seem right to me, as the waitress really hadn’t done anything wrong.  So before […]

As everyone knows by now (or at least the people who pay any attention to sports) the last few weeks has brought big news in the world of PED’s. Two baseball players (including one leading the league in hitting) were suspended 50 games for getting caught with elevated testosterone, and more importantly, Lance Armstrong gave […]

It was recently brought to my attention that I focus entirely too much on women. This does not come as a surprise…I love women. They’re attractive, they’ve got fascinating body parts that we men do not enjoy, they smell nice, etc., etc., etc. But for the longest time women are all I’ve really cared about. […]

So because I’m a sheep lacking any level of originality (which makes it curious that I’m writing a blog that I hope people will read), I am required by law to do my recap of the Porno Olympics (sorry, the XXX Olympiad).  If you hate the Olympics, then you are a terrorist, a communist, un-American, […]

Years ago, in another life, I got to travel quite a bit for work. Unfortunately, this was before my current drinking prowess had really kicked into high gear, so I wouldn’t just go to a bar and drink for the night. And the sights I wouldn’t have minded seeing in these towns typically closed around […]

Recently (and by recently i mean within the past few months) some of the people who read this blog have asked for more posts. OK. One person. But I think I share this blog with 10 people, and that represents 10% of my readership, and…something something something. Here’s the thing: I like to write. I […]

A while back – almost 2 years ago now, in fact – I wrote a post entitled “Fuck Canada”. Well, I was forced to go there for business, and it’s so much worse when you’re forced to go there. First off, they talk funny. I can deal with an accent. That’s normal…some of them are […]

Please note that the things that occurred in this post absolutely happened – at least as best as I can recall them. Also, there will be at least one instance of graphic discussion of a sexual nature, so if that makes you uncomfortable, well, stop reading now. Those who pay attention to this blog (all […]