Author Archives: sparty99
My Torment
Anyone who knows me knows I’ve always been an angry guy. Angry, morose, depressed, sad…I’ve just never been happy. And for lack of a better way of putting it, I’m tired of it. Of course, the question then becomes, “How do you fix it?” If anyone’s got an answer, I’m all ears. I’ve spent tons […]
The Date from Hell Chronicles, Volume 3: Standing Up for Yourself or Needing to Grow Balls?
Some of you may remember that 2 of my sporadic posts on this blog involved evenings out with a woman known as the crazy waitress. Well, thankfully this woman is safely out of my life, and I’m once again welcome to frequent the bar at which I met her (to be fair, I was never […]
Exploring Ray Lewis’s Legacy
I hate hypocrites. I hate arrogance. I hate phonies. Based on those three facts alone, it should come as no surprise that I’m not a huge Ray Lewis fan. And that, my friends, may be the biggest understatement you’ll ever hear. A close friend of mine is a huge Ray Lewis fan. Huge. Wears a […]
Discussing The Second Amendment
There are very few things that strike me as something that I feel I should write about politically, because I’m not smart enough to properly elaborate on my thoughts much beyond, “I’m ok with abortion,” and “I don’t get why people aren’t for stem cell research.” But other times it strikes me as simple but […]
Update Time
Today at lunch, a bar/restaurant we frequent was having what could best be termed a bad day, and as a result we waited quite some time for our food, which the waitress was nice enough to cover for us. This didn’t seem right to me, as the waitress really hadn’t done anything wrong. So before […]
Juicers
As everyone knows by now (or at least the people who pay any attention to sports) the last few weeks has brought big news in the world of PED’s. Two baseball players (including one leading the league in hitting) were suspended 50 games for getting caught with elevated testosterone, and more importantly, Lance Armstrong gave […]
Goodbye Girls
It was recently brought to my attention that I focus entirely too much on women. This does not come as a surprise…I love women. They’re attractive, they’ve got fascinating body parts that we men do not enjoy, they smell nice, etc., etc., etc. But for the longest time women are all I’ve really cared about. […]
Farewell Olympics
So because I’m a sheep lacking any level of originality (which makes it curious that I’m writing a blog that I hope people will read), I am required by law to do my recap of the Porno Olympics (sorry, the XXX Olympiad). If you hate the Olympics, then you are a terrorist, a communist, un-American, […]
Death to Colorado
Years ago, in another life, I got to travel quite a bit for work. Unfortunately, this was before my current drinking prowess had really kicked into high gear, so I wouldn’t just go to a bar and drink for the night. And the sights I wouldn’t have minded seeing in these towns typically closed around […]
Reset
Recently (and by recently i mean within the past few months) some of the people who read this blog have asked for more posts. OK. One person. But I think I share this blog with 10 people, and that represents 10% of my readership, and…something something something. Here’s the thing: I like to write. I […]
The Bride Called Me Creepy 